I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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