Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We talked him into tasing himself.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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