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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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