Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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