Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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