READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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