Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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