Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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