Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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