A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Help. Why am I so naked?
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