I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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