he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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