hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
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She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I need a beard to bite.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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