It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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