Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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