Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
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