Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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