whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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