used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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