i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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