sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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