you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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