Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I think my moral compass just broke
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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