I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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