Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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