I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
why is half of my head shaved?
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