so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
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She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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