Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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