So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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