we're blogging at a bar
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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