Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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