I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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