Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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