I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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