In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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