Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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