Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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