Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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