Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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