There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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