so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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