I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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