how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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