Sry I called you an 8
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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