I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
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So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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