I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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