i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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