Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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