Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Define "chronic" masturbator.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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