PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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